THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE

A lady took a baby to the doctor's office for its first checkup. The doctor 
examined the young infant and weighed it. Concerned, the doctor asked the 
woman if the baby was breast or bottle fed. The woman replied, "Breast fed."

"Hmmm ...," said the doctor. He then asked the lady to remove her shirt. He 
poked, squeezed, pushed, and pulled her nipples. "No wonder the baby is 
malnourished," said the doctor. "You have no milk!" 

"I know," said the lady. "I'm the child's grandmother -- but I sure am happy I 
came! I haven't been felt this good in years!!"