One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife:



"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes with Slim Fast.

Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt!!"



His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go 

unrewarded.



The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.



"What the *?*! is this?!?" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he 

shook them out.



"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my 

underwear?"



She replied with a snicker …

"It's not talcum powder …

... it's Miracle Grow."